When will that be? Ask her how her day was. Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be… That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"? Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep. WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! Say what? I haven't felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. One hundred dollars. Bender, quit destroying the universe! Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! Ok, we'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the bumper cars. Oh...