I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!

You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.



All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.

Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!
  1. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish.
  2. You hit me with a cricket bat.
  3. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?

All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish.
  • You've swallowed a planet!
  • It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.
  • I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.
Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? You hit me with a cricket bat. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.
I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!
Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish.
*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.
Saving the world with meals on wheels. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish.
You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
You've swallowed a planet! Saving the world with meals on wheels. Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?
You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.
No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?
No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish.

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